The four day indoor water feature

TorStar provides an "artists depiction" of the $2-million indoor fake lake, aka Lake ShamWow , being built to amuse the 3,000 foreign G8 reporters unable to attend the real deal in Muskoka.

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If I had two million dollars (If I had two million dollars)

Well I'd buy me a Muskoka lake (But not a real Muskoka lake - that's cruel.)

And if I had two million dollars (If I had two million dollars)

I'd build a replica of the Stock Exchange (Ooh it's all just pocket change)

And if I had two million dollars ....

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Wait. Go back. They're building a replica of the Toronto Stock Exchange as well?

Yup.

Plus those 3,000+ reporters? According to Greg Weston, as part of their swag they're getting free “special summit edition” BlackBerrys. All of them?

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Industry Minister Tony ShamWow says we're doing all this because we're proud of our country and want to show it off..

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And if I had a billion dollars, I'd buy your Gov ....

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Update : Jennifer at Runesmith does the whole song.