That @!*&% yodeling commercial

This one. Please do NOT play it in my presence. My TV is intact, but barely--a brass bookend is just out of reach. These days my finger is never far from the "mute" button.

Yodeling: "primitive scat singing," it says here--with emphasis, I presume, on "scat." All you need to complete the hideous aural landscape is an accordion.

Want lots more pain? Here ya go.