Ouch! Block that metaphor!
Right-wing civility, cont'd.: what gays should do if they want to donate blood.
Five feet of reading incomprehension: divide or consensus?
Conservative visual incomprehension. (Can you see a difference?) Wouldn't want the new crest to be used as a marketing tool, now.
Finally--don't take my word for it--what no self-respecting Tory would possess: "a streak of social justice."