That would be Suaad Hagi Mohamud, outcast Canadian citizen--and now a bit of a celebrity in Nairobi, Kenya, where she has been marooned by Foreign Affairs for weeks.
She's been venturing out of her hotel room. People come up to her on the streets and commiserate.
Countdown to the DNA match. And when it checks out, I bet the Canadian consular officials over there won't even break a sweat. Friends in high places.