What to do, what to do! Terrorism! Train travel! Not safer than buses!
People can just get on to trains! No routine searches! Just chain-link fences topped with barbed wire! No visible security cameras! Passengers could be carrying weapons! A bomb!
And that
Is he kidding, or what! None of us is safe! Some Algerian stowaways tried to take the train to Truro! Yes, Truro! Thank God they were caught before they flew a plane into the Peace Tower! We've got VIA sniffer dogs! We've got random searches! We've got alert employees! We're in regular touch with law enforcement!
VIA stages mock emergencies! No real emergencies so far! Thank God again! "The safety and security of the whole transport system are top priorities for Transport Canada," said Maryse Durette, Transport Canada spokesperson! Thank God again! Make us safe! Quick! Before everyone panics!
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