I need to get out more. Stories like this can produce odd, unpleasant sensations.
In India, a three-year old child, Raj Kumar, has been charged with leading a riot. No, not in a daycare centre--relax, Arnie--but in the streets of Bihar province. He was also accused of throwing stones and firing on troops. His family, however, claims that he has an alibi--he was at his grandmother's house. Oh, sure he was. A likely story. (H/t Reason Online.)
DawgNews has learned that the Sûreté du Québec is now hiring enfants provocateurs.