Butt out, Sarko!

Ugh. Once more Sarkozy has stuck his oar where he has no business.

Worse, by doing so he has attracted a disturbing expression of man-love from Jonathan Kay - no less.

While I am neither Québecoise nor souverainiste, I was greatly irritated by Sarkozy's ignorant remarks then infuriated by the spin provided by some of the Rest of Canada media, the most inane being Kay's.

The president of France launched into his spiel of ill-advised notions after a ceremony which bestowed upon Quebec Premier Jean Charest a commander of the Legion of Honour medal.

Today J.K. Rowling was awarded a chevalier de la Légion; the president of France wisely refrained from providing her with new story lines to extend Harry Potter's adventures. After all, why take the risk that Carla might find a véritable horny toad in her bedsheets tomorrow morning?

Freedom of expression in France

It is always so informative to discover that other countries are also struggling with legal issues, with respect to what constitutes curtailment of freedom of expression and free speech.

In France, Nicolas Sarkozy petitioned the courts to halt the sale of a kit that includes an effigy of the Président de la République, pins and directions for casting a vaudoo hex. Though the judge awarded some damages as this merchandise exploits the unauthorized use of Sarkozy's image, the company may nonetheless continue to market and sell the kit.

The doll's light-blue body, which comes with a set of 12 needles and a manual explaining how to put a curse on the president, also features some of Sarkozy's best-known quotes and gaffes: "Work more to earn more" reads one quote, a slogan from Sarkozy's presidential campaign. "Get lost, you poor jerk," reads another, a swipe Sarkozy took at a bystander at a farm fair who refused to shake his hand.

In keeping with the often meticulous nature of French officialdom, the ruling Friday was very specific. The distributor of the dolls, K&B Editions, was ordered to write the notice that will be distributed with the doll in black block-lettering and it must say exactly this: "It was ruled that the encouragement of the reader to poke the doll that comes with the needles in the kit, an activity whose subtext is physical harm, even if it is symbolic, constitutes an attack on the dignity of the person of Mr. Sarkozy."

Indeed. Vive la liberté d'expression! And let Adam Smith's invisible hand of the free market deliver some well-deserved jabs to those deserving pricks.